2 APRIL TESTING TIMES

TESTING TESTING     A TESTING TIME FOR SENIOR MINISTERS   WITH NO TEST KITS TO SPEAK OF   

EXCEPT NOW THEY CAN’T SPEAK OF ANYTHING ELSE   

NO GETTING AWAY FROM THE SHORTAGE OF TESTS   

EXAMS CANCELLED  A FORTNIGHT AGO   BUT STILL NO TESTS   

CAN’T GET THE CHEMICALS   APPARENTLY   CAN’T GET IT TOGETHER  MORE LIKELY    TESTING  IS OUR ONLY WAY OUT OF PURGATORY  ALLEGEDLY      

DAYS   WEEKS    APPROACHING A MONTH LATER    STILL NO NEARER TO MASS TESTING     

IT’S REPORTED THAT ONLY TWO THOUSAND OUT OF NEARLY HALF A MILLION HEALTH WORKERS HAVE BEEN TESTED SO FAR  FOR CORONAVIRUS                   

NO SOFA POLITICS ON THIS QUESTION    MORE LIKE A ROASTING 

DEAR MINISTERS   FOR AS LONG AS THERE’S NEXT TO NO TESTING  EXPECT TO BE  PASTED & BASTED    

GRILLED IN THE HOTTEST SEAT                                           

WISHING THEY COULD ROLL OUT MASS TESTING IN THE UK WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY 

YOURS TRULY 

THE NEWS POET