5 APRIL SPIDERMAN SPRINGS
WHEN NEW YORK CITY BECAME A WEB OF INFECTION SPIDERMAN RELOCATED TO STOCKPORT NEAR MANCHESTER
WHERE HE’S BEEN SEEN LEAPING THROUGH RESIDENTIAL STREETS IN THE SHAPE OF JASON BAIRD
LOCAL MAN DOING IT TO ENTERTAIN CURTAIN TWITCHING CHILDREN NOW HOUSEBOUND LIKE PENSIONERS TEN TIMES THEIR AGE
PITY THE 70-SOMETHINGS WHO HAPPENED TO BE IN HOSPITAL WHEN THE BUG BROKE OUT
STAFF TREATING THEM FOR COVID-19 MAY HAVE GIVEN THEM THE VIRUS A FEW DAYS AGO
NOW FILLING IN TREATMENT ESCALATION PLANS SOME ENDING IN DE-ESCALATION AKA DO NOT RESUSCITATE
ALL IS ARBITRARY RANDOM AS WAKING UP AS STOCKPORT’S MARVEL
BUT JASON B IS A BIT FIT THE SIGHT OF HIS SHAPELY BUTTOCKS CONTOURED IN SPIDERMAN BLUE AS HE MAKES HIS MOVES
CAN STILL REMIND US OF LIFE YET TO COME
WISHING THAT LIFE’S PLEASURES WILL NOT STAY AWAY FOR TOO LONG
YOURS TRULY
THE NEWS POET
