20 JULY FROM THE CAGE OF IRONIES

DO THE RIGHT THING+WEAR A MASK 

DID YOU KNOW YOUR MASK MIGHT HAVE BEEN MADE BY UIGHUR WORKERS PUSHED ONTO AN ANTI-POVERTY PROGRAMME OF FORCED LABOUR AND RE-EDUCATION? 

RECRUITS WITH GIANT RED ROSETTES PINNED TO THEIR CHEST  

DIDN’T THEY DO WELL IN MANDARIN CLASSES OR SOCIAL UNITY SEMINARS?

LONG DISTANCED FROM HOMETOWNS+VILLAGES 

SINCE THE PROGRAMME BEGAN 3M PEOPLE LINED UP FOR ASSEMBLY LINE WORK

RECENTLY RE-ORIENTED TO PPE

AKA  A PROTECTION RACKET  

THE CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK IN MOTHERWELL 

THE SOCIAL DISTANCING AMBASSADOR GOING ON HOLIDAY  MAY HAVE LED TO THE DEATH OF DISTANCE 

PLEASE STOP THE SPREAD OF JUNIOR MANAGEMENT JARGON OR WE’LL ALL CATCH THE OFFICE AS WELL AS THE ILLNESS

WISHING THAT THE EFFECTS OF THE PANDEMIC MAY BE WELL MANAGED NOT JARGONISED    
YOURS TRULY   
THE NEWS POET