19 SEPTEMBER ROADS TO NOWHERE

SPELLED WITHOUT ‘U’  QANTAS IS SELLING FLIGHTS TO NOWHERE

DEPARTING SYDNEY ARRIVING SYDNEY IN BETWEEN SYDNEY+SYDNEY 6 HOUR CIRCLE NO STOPS   

AIRLINE’S U-LESS NOT CLUELESS

THESE FLIGHTS ARE SAID TO HAVE SOLD OUT FASTER THAN ANY OTHER  

IN BRITAIN WE’RE LOOPING THE LOOP  

LOOKING AT ANOTHER LOCKDOWN IN A FEW WEEKS’ TIME  

LIKE WEEKEND ENGINEERING WORK   

NO LESS ANNOYING BECAUSE IT’S PLANNED 

IN THE NIGERIAN STATE OF KADUNA  

SURGICAL CASTRATION OF CHILD RAPISTS  

BEFORE EXECUTION   

HAS BEEN SIGNED INTO LAW BY THE GOVERNOR 

THEIR GRIMLY PERVERSE PROOF OF POTENCY  IS SET TO BE CORROBORATED

BY ORDER   

NOW CONVICTED CRIMINALS CAN GO TO THE GRAVE   

INSISTING THAT ONLY THE STATE ITSELF 

SURPASSED THEIR RAMPANT MASCULINITY

WISHING THAT POPULAR REMEDIES 
DID NOT COMPOUND THE CRIME      
YOURS TRULY    
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