Category: april
30 APRIL THE HART OF AMERICA
APRIL MAY BE THE CRUELEST MONTH YET KIND TO THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE REPORTING ITS BIGGEST UPSWING SINCE 1987 […]
29 APRIL THE CLASS OF ’45
WAITING TIMES FOR DR DEATH HAVE BEEN CUT DRAMATICALLY ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO MIGHT HAVE SPENT YEARS IN 24 HOUR TRIAGE […]
27 APRIL HOTEL HOMELESS
HOMELESS HOUSED IN HOTELS CAN’T STAND THE NIGHTTIME HEAT THROW OPEN THE WINDOWS TO LET IN THE STREET ALSO TO […]
25 APRIL THE MEANING OF SACRIFICE
WE HAVE NO TREATMENT THE DOCTOR SAID SUPPORTIVE IS ALL WE CAN BE MEANS SHE HAS NO MEANS OF […]
23 APRIL THE SHORTAGE OF PPE
BRITISH MINISTERS PROMISED PLANELOADS OF PPE FROM TURKEY REPORTEDLY THE ORDER WAS RECEIVED ONLY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT UK SUPPLIERS […]
22 APRIL LET’S GET PIXELLATED
IN A LATE NIGHT TWEET THE PRESIDENT STOPS ALL IMMIGRATION LESS OF A POLICY MORE LIKE REACHING UNDER THE BED […]
21 APRIL DAYS OF DELIRIUM
ANNOUNCING THE PERFECT PARTNER FOR THE SOCIAL DISTANCING ERA A HOLOGRAM BUT THE LAUNCH OF A NEW MODEL IS BAD […]
20 APRIL OVER-CLAIMING FAME
WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? TOP BILLING ON THE DAY + YOUR PLACE IN HISTORY AFTER THE SHOOTING SPREE STARTING IN […]
19 APRIL ACCRINGTON ALTERCATION
SHOULD I MAKE SOMETHING UP? COP SQUARING UP TO ADAM FROM ACCRINGTON THREATENS TO HIT HIM WITH A TRUMPED UP […]
18 APRIL CARE HOMES CRISIS
WHEN CARE HOME TURNS TO ‘DEATH PIT’ WHO’S TO BLAME? SKELETON STAFF WHO STAYED ON BUT CAN’T COPE WITH IMPOSSIBLE WORKLOADS? […]
17 APRIL PURPOSE-LOSS-NESS
MASKS WORN FOR MANY HOURS INSCRIBE THE DOCTOR’S FACE WITH THEIR OUTLINE MARK OF LONG DAYS WELL SPENT MILLIONS […]
14 APRIL BIG MONEY+LITTLE PEOPLE
NOT IN NAME ONLY BUT ALSO IN HIS MANNER OF SPEAKING CHARLES CALVIN FROM INDIANA SOUNDS LIKE A COWBOY OUGHTA […]
13 APRIL THIS PATIENT’S HAD ENOUGH
‘I’M NOT LONELY BUT I AM ALONE’ SAID SHE WHO’D SAT BESIDE HER HUSBAND AS HE EXHALED FOR THE LAST […]
7 APRIL BORIS AT ST THOMAS’
I C U HE SAID TO THE BREXIT LOBBY BETRAYED BY THERESA MAY SAME MESSAGE TO THOSE WITH LESS […]
5 APRIL SPIDERMAN SPRINGS
WHEN NEW YORK CITY BECAME A WEB OF INFECTION SPIDERMAN RELOCATED TO STOCKPORT NEAR MANCHESTER WHERE HE’S BEEN SEEN LEAPING […]
3 APRIL THE WAITING ROOM
DO THEY ALSO SERVE WHO ONLY STAND AND WAIT? CALLED UPON OCCASIONALLY TO CLAP FOR THOSE WITH NEAR IMMUNITY FROM […]
2 APRIL TESTING TIMES
TESTING TESTING A TESTING TIME FOR SENIOR MINISTERS WITH NO TEST KITS TO SPEAK OF EXCEPT NOW THEY CAN’T SPEAK […]