Category: august
30 AUGUST ALL AT SEA
RIDING AN INFLATABLE UNICORN A THREE-YEAR-OLD GIRL WAS SWEPT OUT TO SEA OFF THE SOUTH COAST OF GREECE […]
27 AUGUST MISUSE OF THE MYTHOPOETIC
All the other entries in this series have a dual purpose: to move recent events backwards and forwards between localised […]
25 AUGUST ANOTHER BROWN EYED HANDSOME MAN
CAR HORN BLARES WHEN THE OWNER SLUMPS DOWN ONTO THE WHEEL WHAT STEERED THE SHERIFF IN KENOSHA TO SHOOT HIM […]
22 AUGUST STANDING BACK FROM THE PRECIPICE FEELS PERILOUSLY CLOSE
ALGORITHM ARRTHYMIA A-LEVELS AND MORE HAVE SKIPPED A HEARTBEAT ‘ROBUST’ CONCUSSED REELING FROM ATTACK THE MINISTER MANAGES TO […]
21 AUGUST POSTCARD FROM HERE+THERE
BIDENING HIS TIME FOR 32 YEARS FINALLY THE PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE NOT ONLY FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY ALSO TO PRESERVE DEMOCRACY SAYS […]
18 AUGUST RELIEF ALL ROUND IN BELARUS
RELIEVED THAT’S HOW BELARUSIANS WOULD BE TO SEE THE DEMISE OF ALEKSANDR LUKASHENKO DICTATOR OF MINSK FOR MORE […]
16 AUGUST ‘BLANK SHEET PROTESTS’ AGAINST HONG KONG CENSORSHIP
WISHING WE COULD ALL BE FREE TO SAY WHAT WE THINK YOURS TRULY THE NEWS POET
10 AUGUST FROM COAST TO COAST
AT ST TROPEZ IT’S A CHARMED LIFE THE POOL PARTY PARTIES ON FACE MASKS RELEGATED TO CHIN GUARDS OR […]
8 AUGUST CHANNEL CROSSINGS
THREE MEN IN A BOAT AFLOAT IN THE ENGLISH CHANNEL INFLATABLE KAYAK RETAILING ONLINE AT £299 OUT TO SEA […]
6 AUGUST BEIRUT BEARS YET ANOTHER BURDEN
FUSED INTO ORGANIC MASS LIKE CANDLE WAX THE BEIRUT WAREHOUSE WHERE STUFF WAS STORED WAITING TO EXPLODE ONE DAY […]
4 AUGUST DOWN AMONG THE ANIMATRONICS
CHUCK E CHEESE WAS A FAST FOOD OUTLET BUILT AROUND A SECOND RATE MICKEY MOUSE DESIGNED WITH TOYS AND RIDES […]
2 AUGUST PATTERNS DISRUPTED
MY FAULT FOR BEING POOR SAYS THE 62-YEAR-OLD CLEANER WITH AN UMBRELLA FOR COVER IF NOT POURING WITH RAIN IT’S […]